Thursday Thunks

Posted on | October 15, 2009 | 2491 CommentThursday+Thunks+2009-10-15+09%3A47%3A43Laane

1. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses,
And all the king’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Why was Humpty Dumpty sitting on that wall?

He sat there, because a cuckoo pushed him out of his nest.
He managed to get his legs out of the eggshell, but had no clue what to do next.

2. If Mother Goose and Father Time had kids, what would they look like and what would they be named?

They sure would be names ticktocks.

3. Does Barbie have kankles?

Maybe Lithuanian barbies have kankles, or better said kanklès.

I wouldn’t be surprised when the young girls there would make them for their dool.

Don’t know what kanklès are? Go here.

4. Have you ever been featured in a magazine?

Yes.
I was featured in my ballet years a couple of times.
And later as the youngest on staff at the university, as a birth counsellor, and I’ve been featured as a mom of autistic children.

5. Did your parents keep a baby book for you? If so, how often have you looked through it?

No. There were just a couple of photos. That was all.

6. If someone dropped off a case of candy bars at your front door, what kind of candy bar would you want? (Berleen’s question from Insanity Cafe.)

One that doesn’t make me fat, doesn’t cause problems with my diabetes, and tastes like the very best chocolate.

7. Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
‘Twas enough to make a man stare.

What happened to the rotten potato? Further more, if they jumped out of a rotten potato, do you think they stink?

I’ve never seen a potatoe that big, let alone a rotten one.

So I don’t think they stink.
They were just setting up a decor for halloween.

It’s now waiting to scare the crap out of people passing by, so I won’t tell you now where that potatoe is.

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